Top 10 Things I Learned as a Kid's Camp Speaker 2008

10. You can actually preach on less than 5 hours of sleep.
9. I should not, under any circumstances, eat the brownies during adult break time, for I may require an epipen.
8. Even when you're nervous to speak in front of hundreds of people, Flo's cooking still tastes awesome!
7. By about 10pm, everything's funny... even Mark Hall (oooh, got you back for terrorizing me!)
6. Larry Latrine's plunger through the head hat is eternally humorous.
5. Songs of lament with doom and gloom are actually the funniest, most hilarious thing ever.
4. You should be prepared for insane reactions if you dare let someone hold the brand new Mylie Cyrus CD on stage.
3. Pastor Chedda, formally known as Matt Wells, has the power to make kids puke.
2. Pastor Sloppy Joe, formally known as Dewayne Horner, claims he has Sponge Bob panties and enjoys spooning with GPS.
1. When you think about lice, your head will start itching. Yep, yep. Uh huh, go ahead and scratch. Do the camp 2008 wave!